it smells good in here...

...but it would smell better if mum was cooking nem nuong :3 she's searing lemon chicken. yum yum. but i haven't had nem nuong in ages. gee i wish Amy would bring some nem nuong meat over *hint hint*

why does water taste so good sometimes and bland some other times. interesting beverage, water is. we should research it. the science behind water. yes. that would be a very good science topic. we could spend the entire 10th grade doing that, and i would ace science. for once.

i feel so cool cos i got a hat. i even wore it while i was watching anime. i'm so cool. hehe. but ash ketchum's hat is the sex. i'd like it to run its seams through my hair.

I WANT A WOOLLY HAT!

nineteenth of the eigth ?!

I have never called myself hard-working but... in the past two weeks... I THINK I WORKED PRETTY DAMN HARD x.x" and I'm proud of myself, but too tired :( HOW DOES MY BROTHER DO IT?! Plus I still have that math test tomorrow that I haven't studied for [consumer arithmetic].

I'm gonna play my first basketball game in two weeks tomorrow! Semi-finals against Slayers... WE MUSSTT WIN. Carolyn's $2 depends on it! Plus I will be able to say 'I told you so' to Eva. Speaking of which, I made a silly mistake in Mr John yesterday and didn't get 100 >[

I'm stalking about 4 guys now... I'm not going to name them due to the minisicule chance that they may or may not stumble upon this blog and go 'oh shit that chick is stalking me time to die'. Or something along those lines.

DAYUM I wish I didn't have to go tutoring. But I know it's good for me, if I want to be successfuller (more successful?) in school later... why is the world so... inconvenient?

AND WHY CAN'T I COLOUR MY TEXT HERE ANYMORE?!?!

i feel soo studious mateys

I'm a good girl during history :) i.e. Aust. history. Cos I take good notes in my book which looks really pro now cos it has lots of notes and neatly, nicely pasted-in sheets with notes ON them and highlighted text. If you compare it to, say, my maths book or my ELECTIVE history book, it's like a gold nugget.

Today reminded me it was still winter x.x' recently it wasn't that cold! and I thought; 'winter's finally coming to an ENDDDDDDDD~~ let's celebrate'. But nooo today it had to start raining today, and today Mr Michael had to give us another task. And today I actually paid attention in science. 0.5 of the time.

I know what a zygote, gamete, mitosis, meiosis, differentiation, etc. crap is. Ho ho ho. And I have to teach Eva something. And I got Maltesers from Mr John ^______^~

So on a scale of 1-10, I rate today a... 7.32

Anyone who's interested, I've created a new blog: fireflies. In there is a slab of going-to-be-updated badly written material that's disguised as a romance/mystery story.


PEACE.

sexyy time

Friday 23rd July 2010 was an epic night o__o and that's a good thing because it was FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~~~~'s birthday! We successfully managed to hide and pass around and sign the ball/card like ninjas XD and then for the game we were so high it was 0-0 for the first 10 miinutes or so and we WON! Even if it was just by 1. And then we had a rainbow cake!~

Yeah and then me and Dang were hardcoring the English assignment that Mr. Michael didn't even check on Monday... so we stress la for no reason la. And then I spent like 3 hours on art title page which wasn't even due today! :( I feel dumb. I should start doing assignments when I get them.

Today Amy was sexy in her costume (was she supposed to be a guy or a girl??) and I wrote equally sexy notes for her because I'm such a cool buddy who forgets to collect sheets half the time.

And today I had plenty of sour cream and chives flavoured stuff in my non existent lunchbox.


Mood: epic

UNTIL NEXT TIME.....

BYE
ZAI JIAN
ZOI GEEN
SAYOUNARA
JYA NE
BAI BAI
AU REVOIR
CIAO
ADIOS

Ho Lee Daze

Yesterday felt like the last day of school.

Today felt like Monday.

Yep. And the good thing is... I FINISHED MY TUTORING HOMEWORK! I only have to do piano stuff now! (that's due tomorrow...)

Thank you to all those who commented... I felt loved ^__^ hehe. Does anyone else hate going to the toilet now? Cos the water you wash your hands with is so cold? And what's annoying is that the hot water takes AGES to heat up and stuff... which is annoying. Same as if you're waiting for the hot water in the shower. And sometimes the hot water kinda runs out or something.. and you catch pneumonia.

So that sucks. I prefer summer :( it's also easier to go to school in summer, cos I can't wait to get out of bed!

How much wood can a wood chucker chuck if a wood chucker could chuck wood?
How many oms could an om nom nom if an om nom could nom oms?

...Me and Viv tongue twisters...

i'mski soski stuffedski

I'm muddled. If i put my jacket on, it's too hot. If i leave it off, it's too cold. WTF MAN. Also, a list of stuff i'm totally screwed for ! :D

* Drama day (okay, who ISN'T screwed for this?)
* Art exhibition (psh. it's next week and i've only done two strips of colour)
* Maths enrichment (did anyone actually DO heron's formula?)
* elective history homework (since when did this get so hard ?! ..that's what she said)
* English timeline thingski (I DONT GET IT)

those are just SOME of the things. also not to mention Michelle wants to kill me for leaving chapter 6 undone for about 3 weeks.

Anyway, to those who still have the time of day to read this piece of s-word should i create a brand new blog called PLEASE CLOSE THIS DOORRRR!!! and post this chapter story that has gone further than any other story that Fiona has ever written?

Not that i expect any replies from anyone...i was just thinking i'd have more readers if i put it up here. but i won't be leaving it up for ever and ever and ever and ever because i am paranoid about plagiarism.

side note: Fiona is squishy

and yeah. one last question.

WHO ACTUALLY DOES READ MY BLOG?

please leave a comment so i feel more popular :)
<3

poo poo wee wee

I haven't posted in WEEKS! But it's not like anyone reads my dead blog. Anyway speaking of blogs, I have to write one as Jean Louise "Scout" Finch after her/MY first day of school! YAY! No, actually I had fun writing the first 3/4 of it. Air knee way I owe Michelle $10 Fiona $2.50 and yeah... I really really wanna buy this book but I should stop sayin that since I'm getting it TOMORROW!

My win percentage on Minesweeper is now 5% ^_____^ I so proud of meself. I just finished a bowl of nacho cheese flavoured easy mac. I still have 2 packets + a box of chicken left before I get to start pigging out on BACON CARBONARA.

Yeah I ate some with a paddle pop stick at camp. It was delishush.

I know you love me, they all do
Hop on the list babe, I might pick you
I fell in love girl, many times
My heart first broke when I was nine
(S)he cheated on me, it really hurt
On the playground, with some jerk
I know what love is I've got full experience,
But deep down inside...

I'm just a baby baby baby oh
A baby baby baby no don't touch me
Baby baby baby ohdfdasjlf
Puberty sucks sometimes, times

I'm makin' money, everywhere
I've got a room full of underwear
But I don't want your money, and I don't want your clothes
I want a (girl)guy who knows
How to....yeah I can't be bothered.

Hi :D

guess who's over the moon?

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Because there's not more exams for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Yeah... I stuffed up my Geography exam. People are probably thinking wtf but no, seriously, I did stuff Geo up. And Michelle keeps rubbing it in after I bring up the concave lens/vasectomy mistakes she made. But I'm rather satisfied because PD was okay, though multiple choice was hard (HARD :]) and I usually STUFF that test up, I don't think I screwed VA, or history, or English, or those subjects I screw up in.

So I just texted Fiona because I'm bored, and she told me to write her a short love story theme: Fiona !

Here goes... (this was 4 SMS msgs' length, by the way. Yeah. I had a lot of credit. I still do)...

" Once upon a time there was a girl called Fiona. She had a best friend called Donghae, who was absolutely crazy about her. But because Fiona was too busy trying to figure out why she bounced while she walked, Donghae got through his phase and realised he was gay. So he fell in love with Edward Cullen who married him but eventually sucked him dry. Fiona became a sexy waitress in Vegas and the last thing ever heard about her was that Justin BIeber completely fell for her. "

NB: Donghae was used because Fiona likes him.
Edward Cullen was used because he was the first person that popped into my head when I was deciding who this newly homosexual guy would end up with.
Justin Bieber was used because I was like baby baby baby ooooooooooh~

Anyway my dad just came home and told me that he found a piece of paper on the dashboard of his car and asked me what whoever placed it there wrote.

"You are a HOG"

I just thought that was funny. I actually burst out in laughter when I read it and my dad was like wtf. But HA. Whoever wrote that must be some dickhead. Who's bothered to even write that and put it on a car.

That's all for today. I'm slightly high. On apples.

oh la la what do we have here?

$2 for a packet of Anticol.
$1.98 for a packet of Trolli gummy worms.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~ *orgasms*

I kid. But really, I spent 4 bucks on Anticol... if I bought 2 packets of gummy worms instead, I would've saved 4 cents which rounds up to 5 cents. how hot is that?! also i really like the new NAPLAN pencil. it's, like, RED.

I'm already bored of typing this post but i have one more thing to say.

I WANNA EAT FETTUCINI ALFREDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

asdf qwerty

* why isn't the keyboard arranged in alphabetical order?
* why is there a light in the fridge, but not in the freezer?
* who the hell looked at a cow and thought, 'i'll just squeeze those nipple-like pink dangly thingies and drink whatever comes out'?
* are male ballet dancers ballerinos?
* do colour blind people know they're colour blind?
* in the movie theatre, which arm rest is mine?
* if a doctor suddenly had a heart attack during surgery, would the other surgeons work on the doctor or the patient?
* do you wake up or open your eyes first?
* does the nutrition info for gum only count if you swallow it?
* how come we always close our eyes when we sneeze?
* are the children who act in R-rated movies allowed to watch it?
* can pubic hair get split ends?

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TODAY'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS:

* Watched 8 episodes of Prince of Tennis
* Maths homework
* Walking to Woolies
* Walking back from Woolies
* Buying stuff from Woolies
* Beaking a Lemon & Blueberry loaf ^__^
* Tutor homework
* Cutting & eating a persimmon
* Remembered how to spell hippopotamus

...hi

ahh............SUNDAY!

...i'm really bored. i want SCHOOL :(

ANYWAY.
i just felt like posting something cos it seems dead. when was the last time i posted anyway? does anyone actually count the days between each post too make sure they post regularly and stuff? post post post post postman pat, postman pat, postman pat and his black and white cat

i'm rambling.

[define] Fiona is choppy:
Fiona is awkward.

it makes sense. i know it does.

[define] Bacon. You're rigid.
WTF. I'M STIFF? I CAN'T EVEN GET STIFF.

hi.

OH SHIT

BASKETBALL TRAINING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!yesterday

Danny made us do situps and lunges and push ups and planks on the itchy itchy grass. then he elbowed my head and stepped on my foot O: then we ate chips and shapes and squished up persimmon and fairy bread and recreo and cupcakes and lipton ice tea and water and stuff. on the itchy grass.

for the record, Michelle & Danny came an hour late, so me Fiona Fi Rhonda did i don't even know what we did to pass an hour because there was this big Asian guy who had the good ring and we tried to "subtly" take over his ring. it was epic fail though. like, literally.

anyway. i should've posted this yesterday but i was busy learning how to play blackjack.

so TODAY..

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MY ABS HURT LIKE SHIT WHENEVER I lAUGH OR STRAIN THEM IN ANY WAY

SIXTH OF APRIL

zomggggggggggggggggggggggg im soooooooooooooooooooooo booooooooooooooooorrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddddddddddddddd

and Fiona's taking aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages to reply x.x"
heh heh.. hopefully she doens't read this until i duno XD

yeah i really don't have anything to say.

List of squishy people:

*Fiona Kuang
*Monica Dong-Chang
*Celine Huang
*Michael "Mikey" Nguyen
*Cathy Huynh
*Michelle Chung
*Amy Dang
*Natalie Dam
*Everyone I instinctively squish whose name hasn't crossed my mind yet because I didn't have my daily boost of nacho cheese flavoured easy mac so obviously my brain isn't functioning properly

<3

5/4 Bieber Fever

To all those Justin Bieber haters:

*his voice isn't underdeveloped (okay.. maybe it is), but still, HIS VOICE IS CUTE AS !
*yah, he's short. WHO CARES =D
*is that all haters rat on about?
*he sings about love...so what? WHAT IS HE SUPPOSED TO SING ABOUT? PUBERTY?
*but, like, seriously girlfriend, are you jealous?
*you gotta admit, his songs are GOOD o__o

JUSTIN BIEBER! =D

APRIL FOOLS DAY?

yeah the title had nothing to do with today. it's just today.

i got some nacho cheese flavoured easy mac sitting right in front of me. HEAVEN.

and OMG i had the funnest science lesson today because we learnt something that included math calculations and it was so fun doing the excercises she gave us because it was something like equations except with more than 2 letters ! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... so... i went to school, got there before 8, did basketball for >1 hour, went maths, made a weird question up, went to PD, learnt about contraception and watched Ms Shierlaw put a condom on a fake dick, saw a diaphragm, female condom, and this gross shit that you stick up vagina to look inside for cervical cancer. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

i just ate some nacho cheese flavoured easy mac that was sitting right in front me. HEAVEN.
i just dropped one pasta curl from the nacho cheese flavoured easy mac that was sitting right in front of me. HELL.

yeah that was stupid. i'm going through a nacho cheese flavoured easy mac phase atm. and a minesweeper. i think the minesweeper one will pass soon. not the nacho cheese flavoured easy mac one though ! it's sooooooo delicious. whoever hasn't tried it before SHOULD! unless you have cheese because... well... it tastes super good to me cos i love cheese.

maybe i should talk talking now.

ok bye.

:)

THIRTY FIRST OF THE THIRD MONTH OF THE YEAR

does anyone know where i can buy a basketball plushie for my neighbour's birthday? D:
or something related to basketball that is... cool :)

anyway, i think Minesweeper is the BOMB (AHAHAHAHA...BOMB... GET IT? COS THERE'S BOMBS AND YEAH--no).

it's already the last day of the term ! i mean second last but whatever !MR JOHN IS CREEPY :O anyone else think that Joseph Gordon-Levitt was HOT AS in Mysterious Skin ;) and for all those who don't mind gay sex WATCH IT ITS DA BOMB.

Are you Jamaican cos Jamaican me crazy !

here's a tongue twister for you: The sixth sheik's sixth sheep is sick.
HEH. SAY THAT 10 TIMES FAST !!!!

and my thingo.. BROTHER'S COMING OVER TODAY !YAYYYYYY.

anyway not much shit to talk about today~
SORRY./
MY LIFE IS BORING.
LIKE.
SERIOUSLY!

PETRIFICUS TOTALUS.

30/3

HOLY SHIFT THIS BLOG IS ABSOLUTE FAIL D:

anyway... woah...check out the asymptote on that mother function. say, did you hear about Polly Nomial? i heard she dumped Ian Finity !

anyway...

woah. i just realised that both of those started with 'anyway...' !

anyway...

(i need a bigger vocab)

i have ingenious math pickup lines. Fiona is 1/cos C ;)

anyway...

(seriously, i don't think Mr Michael's vocab list thing is helping!)

well...
[ahh.. there we go]

ok straight to the point
FOR THOSE WHO STILL READ THIS DECEASED SMELLY BLOG:

yah people like Fiona and Michelle Chung already know. i'm writing ANOTHER story called Fireflies :D so.........tell me............whenever.........if you wanna read it or not. Im not sure exactly at the moment what it's going to be about but YES it's part romance...but hopefully not cliche as i suck bulbasaurs at writing cliches :)

after much argument with Michelle, the main GUY character's name is TOMMY [you guys may not like this name, but i think it's the BOMB], and the girl's character is Ashley. 1st person narration...size 10 font... EVEN HAS A FRONT COVER PAGE!

I'd rate it...PG 13+ or maybe M 15+ depending on how it goes. there will...probably be no sex, but i can't guarantee no homosexuality, esp after watching Mysterious Skin ;) yes, coarse language, so for all your innocent people out there, stay away !

and.. i duno whether i should post chap by chap on blog.. the chaps are WAAAAY longer than Fiona's CIR.. maybe about 1.5k + words each :/

yeah.. i'm ranting.
anyway.
FUCK MS WISE. SQUASHED MY CUBE.
anyway.

I wish i was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curve.

~~~!!!@@@###$$$%%%^^^&&&***((()))___+++

hey that looks like a pumpkin !

yeah bye
XD

<3

25/2

okay...so much for updating as much as possible !

i smell :(

29th January :)

holy shit guys :) thanks for the presents ^^

anyway. lucky i use the same password for everything or else i wouldn't be able to walk back in. i mean sign back in. WTF why did i type walk ):

mannnnnnn its been ages since i posted ): i should post more. dayum. i got O'Connor for science T_______T this is SHIT ! everything else is cool though. triple history periods :)

mmm...squished most of you today XD stoopid mr john. ANYWAYS...

Cathy Im gonna get fat from your lollies and honeycombs over the weekend but i don't really care cos they taste S O D A M N G O O D!

anyways...

goodbye:)