Tuesday, May 4, 2010

asdf qwerty

* why isn't the keyboard arranged in alphabetical order?
* why is there a light in the fridge, but not in the freezer?
* who the hell looked at a cow and thought, 'i'll just squeeze those nipple-like pink dangly thingies and drink whatever comes out'?
* are male ballet dancers ballerinos?
* do colour blind people know they're colour blind?
* in the movie theatre, which arm rest is mine?
* if a doctor suddenly had a heart attack during surgery, would the other surgeons work on the doctor or the patient?
* do you wake up or open your eyes first?
* does the nutrition info for gum only count if you swallow it?
* how come we always close our eyes when we sneeze?
* are the children who act in R-rated movies allowed to watch it?
* can pubic hair get split ends?

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  1. * because it's easier in the qwerty way D:
    * cause monsters live in the freezer and don't like the light.
    * you better thank that guy, cause then you wouldn't have cheeeese (Y)
    * tis a danseur according to wiki. HAHA WHEN I TYPED IT INTO GOOGLE IT SAID 'male menopause symptoms xD
    * yeah cause theres a test right o_o
    * you take BOTH! and make sure the dude next to you doesnt take it.
    * i think they both have to be done at the same time o_O
    * i wake up first~? and then i fall asleep again :L
    * I NEVER REALISED THAT D: OMG OMG.. i think its just the taste of the gum though
    * isnt it because of the pressure or something?
    * NO. unless they roll like that.
    * you can try that (Y)

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  2. Good questions, good answers. Where did you get this? Randomness in action?

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