guess who's over the moon?

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Because there's not more exams for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Yeah... I stuffed up my Geography exam. People are probably thinking wtf but no, seriously, I did stuff Geo up. And Michelle keeps rubbing it in after I bring up the concave lens/vasectomy mistakes she made. But I'm rather satisfied because PD was okay, though multiple choice was hard (HARD :]) and I usually STUFF that test up, I don't think I screwed VA, or history, or English, or those subjects I screw up in.

So I just texted Fiona because I'm bored, and she told me to write her a short love story theme: Fiona !

Here goes... (this was 4 SMS msgs' length, by the way. Yeah. I had a lot of credit. I still do)...

" Once upon a time there was a girl called Fiona. She had a best friend called Donghae, who was absolutely crazy about her. But because Fiona was too busy trying to figure out why she bounced while she walked, Donghae got through his phase and realised he was gay. So he fell in love with Edward Cullen who married him but eventually sucked him dry. Fiona became a sexy waitress in Vegas and the last thing ever heard about her was that Justin BIeber completely fell for her. "

NB: Donghae was used because Fiona likes him.
Edward Cullen was used because he was the first person that popped into my head when I was deciding who this newly homosexual guy would end up with.
Justin Bieber was used because I was like baby baby baby ooooooooooh~

Anyway my dad just came home and told me that he found a piece of paper on the dashboard of his car and asked me what whoever placed it there wrote.

"You are a HOG"

I just thought that was funny. I actually burst out in laughter when I read it and my dad was like wtf. But HA. Whoever wrote that must be some dickhead. Who's bothered to even write that and put it on a car.

That's all for today. I'm slightly high. On apples.

oh la la what do we have here?

$2 for a packet of Anticol.
$1.98 for a packet of Trolli gummy worms.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~ *orgasms*

I kid. But really, I spent 4 bucks on Anticol... if I bought 2 packets of gummy worms instead, I would've saved 4 cents which rounds up to 5 cents. how hot is that?! also i really like the new NAPLAN pencil. it's, like, RED.

I'm already bored of typing this post but i have one more thing to say.

I WANNA EAT FETTUCINI ALFREDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

asdf qwerty

* why isn't the keyboard arranged in alphabetical order?
* why is there a light in the fridge, but not in the freezer?
* who the hell looked at a cow and thought, 'i'll just squeeze those nipple-like pink dangly thingies and drink whatever comes out'?
* are male ballet dancers ballerinos?
* do colour blind people know they're colour blind?
* in the movie theatre, which arm rest is mine?
* if a doctor suddenly had a heart attack during surgery, would the other surgeons work on the doctor or the patient?
* do you wake up or open your eyes first?
* does the nutrition info for gum only count if you swallow it?
* how come we always close our eyes when we sneeze?
* are the children who act in R-rated movies allowed to watch it?
* can pubic hair get split ends?